Beat The Censors!!!

The Uncensor Button

by Rick Uncensored…
Guest (Banned)
Hello. My name is Rick UNCENSORED. I am here for anyone who has had problems with censorship on this site. Using state of the art programming techniques, I have come up with an advanced software product which prevents moderators from interfering with your posts.

I’m using it now. I can post anything I like, and it’s here for good, because my advanced software effectively locks the administrators out of their own site. Their logins are still active, and they think they’re policing every page, but they ain’t policing me, ‘cos they can’t access my posts! Here’s how my software works…

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See what I did there? I used the words [expletive deleted] and [expletive deleted] – both of which are banned on this forum. But with the protection of my software, I can keep saying them, over and over again, and there ain’t [expletive deleted] any [expletive deleted] can do about it!

Watch this!… [expletive deleted]!… Cool isn’t it?!… [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted]!!!… There you go! I just said [expletive deleted] ten times!… But it’s banned – how can this be??!!!… I’ll tell you how it can [expletive deleted] be!!!…

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And now, I’m gonna talk about [name removed by moderator]. According to the forum rules, I’m not allowed to talk about [name removed by moderator], or his [phrase removed by moderator], but here’s a 600-word, two-paragraph passage about him, that no one can do jack [expletive deleted] about!…

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So, now you know what the [expletive deleted] has actually done!

Anyone interested in my amazing software can email me at [email address deleted by moderator], or contact me via my website, which is: [link removed by moderator].

Cheers, Rick.



Sounds great. How much does it cost?