How to Succeed With a Personal Ad

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Personal ads. They’re shit. They don’t work. Except they’re not, and they do. If your personal ad is not working, it is in fact you who are shit. Here’s why the majority of people who place personal ads fail miserably, time after time, and what they should do to turn things around…

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Stop Scratching Your Balls In Restaurants

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The first half of 2014 has brought a rising number of complaints from women who have arranged a meet through dating site Meetaplex, and been confronted with a man who has scratched his gonads for varying lengths of time in the restaurant or pub.

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My Psychic is a LIAR!

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by Pinkie…
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I have been dating a psychic through the dating site Meetaplex. He still, however, charges me for psychic readings – even if we are engaged in sexual intercourse at the time. I am not exactly happy about this, but he said that his employer – Psychix Direct – would fire his ass if he told my fortune for free. Fair enough. But what is not fair enough is that I’ve now discovered my psychic boyfriend is a LIAR! His name is Adrian Monkshank.

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