Why Most Timewasters Are Male

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Most of us recognise the concept of timewasting as a particularly annoying, manipulative and selfish form of attention-seeking.

If you’ve ever worked in a luxury goods store, chances are you’ll associate the word ‘timewaster’ with someone who pretends they’re going to make a significant purchase, just so they can be emotionally pampered by the staff. Continue reading Why Most Timewasters Are Male

Why Junk and Spam Email Folders Are a Brainwash

Email Spam Junk Folder

Why do we actually need a Junk email folder? Hmmm… Stupid question, right? The Junk folder separates all that annoying spam from the stuff we want to read. It’s the dustbin into which the useless rubbish is dumped. Consequently, the Junk folder is entirely necessary. Or is it?… Continue reading Why Junk and Spam Email Folders Are a Brainwash

Is Medium.com REALLY a Blogging Platform?

Medium

Medium.com has become a rising force in online publishing. It’s certainly, at a glance, one of Web 2.0’s more intelligent-looking achievements. Indeed, it pretty much epitomises the modern face of value-driven web content. But is it really a blogging platform? And if not, what is Medium?… Twitter for grown-ups? The immaculately conceived lovechild of Hubpages? Let’s find out… Continue reading Is Medium.com REALLY a Blogging Platform?

Secret Twitter: Official Test Accounts

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We all get excited about finding things we weren’t meant to see, but for an Internet historian there’s a special kind of excitement in discovering official Twitter test accounts. Continue reading Secret Twitter: Official Test Accounts

Serving the Self-Servers: Profiting From Unsolicited Online Contact

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Establishing a profile on the Internet is generally very rewarding. But as your online presence gains greater visibility, you may increasingly find yourself beset with approaches from people you’d rather be harpooned up the backside than accommodate in their self-serving requests. Continue reading Serving the Self-Servers: Profiting From Unsolicited Online Contact

Scrankers: New-Age Online Kerb-Crawlers in Close-up

Scrankers

Scrankers. They’re the virtual world’s answer to kerb-crawlers… Except their highway is Twitter, their vehicle is a computing device full of Porn Valley evercookies, and their wallets are invariably empty.

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How to Succeed With a Personal Ad

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Personal ads. They’re shit. They don’t work. Except they’re not, and they do. If your personal ad is not working, it is in fact you who are shit. Here’s why the majority of people who place personal ads fail miserably, time after time, and what they should do to turn things around…

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