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My Psychic is a LIAR!


by Pinkie…
I have been dating a psychic through the dating site Meetaplex. He still, however, charges me for psychic readings – even if we are engaged in sexual intercourse at the time. I am not exactly happy about this, but he said that his employer – Psychix Direct – would fire his ass if he told my fortune for free. Fair enough. But what is not fair enough is that I’ve now discovered my psychic boyfriend is a LIAR! His name is Adrian Monkshank.

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Beat The Censors!!!

The Uncensor Button

by Rick Uncensored…
Guest (Banned)
Hello. My name is Rick UNCENSORED. I am here for anyone who has had problems with censorship on this site. Using state of the art programming techniques, I have come up with an advanced software product which prevents moderators from interfering with your posts.

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Am I Under Surveillance?

Am I Under Surveillance

by Grip Thingles…
For reasons unknown to me, I have been placed under surveillance by six men with a letter ‘T’ on the front of their shirts. I’ve checked with Twitter and they’re not from there.

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