Why Most Timewasters Are Male

Clock Time

Most of us recognise the concept of timewasting as a particularly annoying, manipulative and selfish form of attention-seeking.

If you’ve ever worked in a luxury goods store, chances are you’ll associate the word ‘timewaster’ with someone who pretends they’re going to make a significant purchase, just so they can be emotionally pampered by the staff. Continue reading Why Most Timewasters Are Male

Scrankers: New-Age Online Kerb-Crawlers in Close-up

Scrankers

Scrankers. They’re the virtual world’s answer to kerb-crawlers… Except their highway is Twitter, their vehicle is a computing device full of Porn Valley evercookies, and their wallets are invariably empty.

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How to Succeed With a Personal Ad

Personal Ads Lol

Personal ads. They’re shit. They don’t work. Except they’re not, and they do. If your personal ad is not working, it is in fact you who are shit. Here’s why the majority of people who place personal ads fail miserably, time after time, and what they should do to turn things around…

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Why Online Dating Doesn’t Work

Online dating sites range from the cynical, subscription-based projects run by the likes of Global Personals and Cupid, to free, ad-monetised facilities like PlentyofFish. But whichever you choose, the stark reality is that it’s almost inevitably not going to work. Continue reading Why Online Dating Doesn’t Work